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Tesh and the Draik on the Mountain

"They will never truly live again, for they do not know what it means to be Neopians. Let them die as toys, the way they have toyed with us!"

by pyndragon
Watching the Sunset

Even though it became a habit, the sky didn’t always assume the same color scheme every time. Sometimes it had more purple, sometimes more red, and the inconstant routine made the sunset, if possible, more beautiful...

by precious_katuch14
The First Time I Flew... Almost

Trugmorik batted Daisychain away with a paw when she tried to grab at his cape with her beak. He knew the White Weewoo had a point, but he needed to get up to that branch near the top of the tree...

by elfwick
The Day Turmaculus Ate ME!!

I was always the adventurous one in my family. I loved to roam. And by the way, I have a chronic case of pranktosis...

by tenshi_sia
(Not So) Squeaky Clean

I'm not saying that my teammates didn't want to be the best. I'm saying that they took the easy way out.

I'm saying that they cheated...

by hugthepinapple

Spelling Bees and Bullies

Jen turned a deep shade of red. She knew her classmates thought she was a wonderful person, except on Fridays...

by cutiefluteyelephant4
Letters to Rosie

I'm sorry I haven't written as much as I promised I would in the past two weeks, but I've still been trying to settle in here. Hopefully this letter will be the first of many...

by dan4884
Dear Akkani

It always saddens me when I go down to the beach and I know that your beautiful smile and somehow haunting voice I will not find anywhere, no matter how hard I look...

by akkani
Kidnapped By a Wannabe Villain

In his fury, Sloth resulted into doing what he did to channel out his anger: he got out his crayons and drew diabolical plans with his bear, EvilSnuggler. That made him feel a little better; that is, until one of his assistant Grundos came running into his office with some bad news...

by animalnutz1993
 
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"Kidnapped By a Wannabe Villain" by animalnutz1993
He wanted her blindfolded before she could see the Grundos and put two and two together. He wanted her stuffed in a bag and flown back to the Space Station. He wanted them to open the bag and roll her out of it before him while he looked sinister and he wanted her blindfold removed just then so that she could gasp in horror at his sight and whisper his name...




Other Stories


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In Praise of the Painted Pet
Somehow "equal" always feels like less. Therefore, if it becomes clear that one of your pets dreams of flying among the clouds one day but you can only afford one faerie paint brush, by all means buy it. Do not deny your pet happiness only because your pets all have different needs.

by zanybrainyno1

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Neo's Law
However, there are also the unwritten rules; these are just as daunting as those set before us in easy-to-read vernacular. You know they're there but rarely ever give them much mind. And whenever your thoughts are directed to the topic, it's usually in exasperation...

by 4zure

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Shad and Saura: The Story of Elversti - Part Eight
The room, so quiet and mysterious, was unusually relaxing. The quiet chatter of the water and the whisper of fire were the only sounds there. What's the secret of this room? Shad thought to himself. What could the soul and secret of this magic be?...

by ssjelitegirl

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Cylara's Journey: Part One
It was at approximately the same time that the faerie was gazing up at the stars that Keija suddenly sat bolt upright in bed - instantly awaked from a very odd dream - with a rather different type of smile dawning upon her face...

Also by denimsweetheart

by doughnut215


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Snowball Madness
Training in the Battledome...

Idea and Script by neowizard1287

by keitaro8982


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AsianPotato
An amazing object!

by princton_fan



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